Lost in Translation

Masuk dapur, ternampak Afiq tengah panjat meja. Tangan laju jek, terus cubit b*nt*t dia.

Mommy : Kenapa Afiq panjat?
Afiq : Afiq nak amek teh strawberry
Mommy : Kenapa tak mintak tolong nenek (maid) amek? Kan nenek ada kat sebelah
Afiq : Nenek don't understand English, and I don't know what strawberry is in Malay.
Mommy : (Tepuk dahi!)